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Essential Foreign Swaer Words[French]

Jackconstantine — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:12:03 GMT

Bitch :Salpe

Bullshit :Des conneries!

Dick :Bitte

Please hide your face before I vomit. :

Veuillez cacher votre visage avant que je vomisse.

If you were twice as clever ,you would still be stupid. :

Si vous etiez deux fois plus intelligent ,vous serize encore stupide.

You smell like a monkey 's arse. :

Votre odeur est comme le cul d' un singe.

A Physics Lesson

Jackconstantine — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:56:00 GMT

When a instructor was giving a lecture about Inertia[PHY] he realized two student were whispering. He glared at them for a while. But they still going and didn't stop it. Then he asked one of them a qusetion intolerably "Can you explain for us what is Inertia ,please?" "Ya! Of course ,sir! Inertia means...when you glared at me .I couldn't stop it as soon as possible."One of them said.

My Heart Will Go On

Jackconstantine — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:56:24 GMT

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near far wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold you
In my life we'll always go on

Near far wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Make up as a devil! 4/16/08

Jackconstantine — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:25:51 GMT

When I was sleeping in pool room in AAE after class .Then 2 girls came in and hit the light. They captured me and hold me keep lie down on the sofa! .I couldn't move ...they were so strong. Their's name is Andrea and Lisa.. then they made me up!! when I saw the mirror ...I looked like a devil, like a vampire..!! ohhhhh Goddness!! How can u treat me like that!!

The oldman 4/14/08

Jackconstantine — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:01:52 GMT

Today I rarely came to computer class. I didn't feel good from the instructor .He ban me to get the paper and sign the name from him. Actually it doesn't matter for me. But I can't stand on him treat me with this way. He is such as a oldman. DAMN!!